Customer Al Gore?

Patron: "I am looking for a globe of the earth."
Librarian: "We have a table-top model over here."
Patron: "No, that's not good enough. Don't you have a life-size?"
Librarian: (pause) "Yes, but it's in use right now."

Inte roligt

Nån som har 6,8 miljoner att spendera? I så fall vet jag ett ställe, nära Erlångens vatten. Ett fantastiskt ställe vi brukade vandra till över skogarna, från det torp jag och en arbetskamrat hyrde när jag var 18 och jobbade på LiUB. (Areals bild) http://www.objektinfo.se/areal/?id=DEKYIOGN&r=0

A variation on the constant light bulb joke

Q: How many academic librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: CHANGE?!?!?!
http://lisnews.org/node/15200

What did one math book say to the other math book?
" Do you want to hear my problems?"
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'Classic': A book which people praise but don't read. Mark Twain

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/stories/story_library.htm#Library_Jokes_and_One-liners_

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can?